Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie & Fitch’ statement.
I love Ellen so fucking much.
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
scott: how many are there?
derek: a pack of them.
scott: well then, let’s play.
derek: [growls dramatically] go fish.
scott: [throws cards against table] this is bullshit you’re lying you have all the fucking eights you assfuck.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
I DIDN’T KNOW AWHBFSOCNHJABDOFUHJAESDNZIXJKHIWBAEUHSDJF
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
man I really love this one because seconds earlier he was threatening the health and safety of both of these people. Derek’s fucked up in a lot of ways. He’s got some terrible ideas about power and manipulation he doesn’t know how to ask for favors when he has time to think things through he tends to overthink and make wrong choices but at these moments when he only has seconds and all he can do is act on instinct he always puts these kids first. He always throws himself in front of them and in front of whoever else is around like if all his power and weight and claws and teeth and muscle are going to be good for anything they’re going to be good for this. They’re going to keep the monsters away from Scott McCall and his weird friend. If only he could stop letting his insecurities turn him into a monster the rest of the time. If only he could figure out how to be this person even when the pressure’s off. (via jebiwonkenobi)